Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

Democracy Dies When Billionaires and Hedge Funds Buy Newspapers.

"Never Get Into Anything With a 'Jesus Nut'." -- every fixed-wing pilot

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Friday, October 1, 2010

I'll Bet That He'll Now Claim That "Them Jews Got Me Fired."

Rick Sanchez went on satellite radio yesterday, called Jon Stewart a bigot and said that Jews run CNN and the media. Sanchez was holding a grudge because the Daily Show made fun of him from time to time.

CNN didn't particularly care for the crack about Jews running everything. They fired Sanchez as soon as the story started getting some traction.

UPDATE: Sanchez was on that radio show to promote his book "Conventional Idiocy". The Irony Meter just pegged.

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