Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- Trump
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
3 comments:
Sophie went through the D.A.R.E. program and it was nothing short of brainwashing. I wouldn't have been surprised if she'd come home from school and announced that they'd waterboarded the kids to make them squeal on their parents.
Yeah, this has been part of the DARE program for at least twenty years (shit, it's been twenty years since I was first a classroom teacher? Crap, I'm getting to be an old penguin!). It was bullshit then, it's bullshit now. And utterly, UTTERLY ineffective -- there is no -- ZERO -- difference in drug use rates between comparable schools that have DARE programs vs. schools which don't. But the program keeps police public affairs officers busy and off the streets, so it's wildly popular with police departments for some reason... huh, who woulda thought?
- Badtux the Former Teacher Penguin
Remember the 'educational' film "Reefer Madness"? Even when I was In elementry school I called bullshit on that one...lol...Allan
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