Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, September 22, 2010

The Banksters Are A Bunch of Oh, So Sensitive Pussies- Who Knew?

The denizens of Wall Street are frothing at the mouth because President Obama has referred to them as "fat cats." They think that this Administration is being too hard on them. As one of them put it:
"I went to jury duty about a year ago, and when I said I'm in investment banking, the people in the jury room were making ugh sounds, and I'm like, fuck you. I'm proud of what I do. And I think this firm did a lot to get the recovery going. Somewhere ranked below a pimp and well operator is not right."
See, this is why I could never be in politics. Oh, I'd have bailed out the banks, but the resultant pyramid of heads in Battery Park would have given qualms to Madame Defarge. Those fuckers not only let their greed run away with what little sense they had, but many of them actively worked to wreck the global economy so that they could profit from it.

Calling them "fat cats" is mild. Many of those bastards have worked tirelessly to gut the American industrial base and ship it overseas. Any number of them would qualify as committing the economic version of treason. Goddamned right that Obama has been too easy on them.


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3 comments:

Nangleator said...

Now now... a head pyramid would hide most of the visible evidence of justice. On the inside.

I'd line the heads on pikes the whole length of Wall Street, and then all the surrounding streets, in circles around every bank and investment firm.

Name cards below the heads, for when the crows have made identity difficult to discern.

Anonymous said...

If you watch people on TV who admit to voting for Obama and saying this is not what they expected. It is because Obama followed Bush into bailing out the banks with taxpayer dollars but has done nothing to bail us out. So who does he look for to vote for him in 2012? Wall Street?

Cujo359 said...

I'm amazed that anyone would have the gall to say such a thing as that Wall Street guy did at the town meeting. They really do live in their own world.