Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, September 21, 2010

Over 50 and Unemployed? One Word: Alpo.

Between the depth of the Bush Recession and the intransigence of the Confederacy party towards doing anything to push the economy along, it is starting to appear that if you are over 50 and out of work, you may be forever screwed.

Must be part of their plan to save Social Security, I guess: Get older people to die sooner.

4 comments:

CalvinsMom said...

Alpo -- are you kidding? That shit is expensive. Roadkill, on the other hand, is free.

BadTux said...

Time to read Carl Hiaasen novels and note Skink's recipes for road kill a la mode?

- Badtux the Unhappily Snarking Penguin

Anonymous said...

& the lady in the article was of the college educated middle class; how are 50-something blue collar workers managing?

Comrade Misfit said...

eumenidis, I think the answer is "horribly".