Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Friday, September 24, 2010

"We Pledge to You That We Will Be the Same Kind of Scumbags That You Despise"

That's basically the Confederate party's pledge to America, that they will continue to push for the destruction of the middle and working classes.

The Daily Show With Jon StewartMon - Thurs 11p / 10c
Postcards From the Pledge
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If you make less than a million or so a year, then voting for those toads is a vote against your economic self-interest.

1 comment:

Nangleator said...

"a vote against your economic self-interest."

They know that and yet they will fight to the last drop of their blood to reward the vampires sucking them dry. Anything else is 'surrendering to tyranny,' somehow.