Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 3, 2010

Legal Crapola

The "Birther" army doctor is looking more and more as though as though he will spend a few years in the Leavenworth slammer. The judge has signaled that any of the birther nonsense will not be permitted during the trial. Orly Taitz The birther's attorney said that he will appeal. Me, I'm looking forward to the time when this clown tries to get birther stuff into the trial anyway and he gets to spend some quality time behind bars for contempt.

Some clown in New York sued because women were able to drink cheaply during "ladies' night" promotions. He lost his appeal. Even a few milliseconds' thought about the bar business would reveal to a casual observer that ladies' night promotions are as much about selling drinks to women as setting out a salt lick in the woods is about giving sodium chloride to deer.

1 comment:

Jazzbumpa said...

Even a few milliseconds' thought about the bar business would reveal to a casual observer that ladies' night promotions are as much about selling drinks to women as setting out a salt lick in the woods is about giving sodium chloride to deer.

I've never given this even a single milisecond's before now - but after having done so, I've concluded this is the funniest thing I've seen all week.

Well played!
JzB