Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, July 25, 2010

Presidents

Can you, from memory, name all of the American presidents? You have ten minutes.

(I missed two.)

1 comment:

Dr. Bubbles said...

Impressive! The only reason I know more than the big names is because of The Simpsons:

We are the mediocre presidents / You won't find our faces on dollars or on cents / There's Taylor, there's Tyler / There's Fillmore and there's Hayes / There's William Henry Harrison: / "I died in thirty days!" / We are the adequate, forgettable / Occasionally regrettable / Caretaker presidents of the U. S. A.