Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

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“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Saturday, June 26, 2010

Some People Need to Get a Frakkin' Life

Michael Jackson is dead. He's been dead for a year.

Get the fuck over it.

Move on.  Find another goddamned pop star or princess to obsess over.

6 comments:

Lockwood said...

No, no! Don't! Nothing good has ever come of obsessing over pop stars and princesses. Witness Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Lindsey Lohan, etc, etc, etc. Just stop already!

squatlo said...

Hell, in these parts they're still mourning the death of Elvis... and his house still draws more tourists than all but one private home in America. (nothing like getting ripped off by a dead hillbilly, right?)

deadstick said...

Death is a great career move for these guys. While they're alive, they make a shitload of money and squander at least 0.9 shitloads. Then they die, and within a year the estate is floating in money...

Mule Breath said...

I could care less about MJ. Farrah died the same day. I WILL miss her.

Bluezy said...

OMG It has been a year? Oh, thanks my MJ clock must of got lost in my don't give a fuck drawer!

BobG said...

Michael who?