Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 21, 2010

Rube Goldberg Squirrel

What the fuck?

Posted by on or about 07:17

3 comments:

Don Brown said...

-- It's from a British documentary I saw at least a decade ago called "Daylight Robbery" (I think).

Keeping the squirrels out of their bird feeders turned into a study on how squirrels learn. They kept adding a new obstacle until...well you saw how far it went.

6/21/2010 7:26 AM
jbrock said...

Squirrels are hilarious to watch, and they are smart little buggers--designer rats with a hell of a marketing department.

For a number of reasons, I wish we had them in the Bahamas.

6/21/2010 11:29 AM
Phil said...

Obviously, ol' Bushy-tail is in training to become a member of the elite Squirrel Special Forces. Personally, I think he'll make the cut.

6/21/2010 5:19 PM

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