Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, June 4, 2010

M/V Scumbag

The M/V Utopia, soon to be the home-away-from-home for renegade billionaires, Ponzi-scheme financiers, Godman Sachs partners and every other rich piece of cowardly scum who has reason to want to flee from the wrath of the rest of humanity.

With any luck, it'll get a little too close to the Korean Peninsula. Or Somalia.

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2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If the rest of the world is really determined to bring those gray flannel (or more likely, silk) felons to justice I'd think their being aboard a floating residential hotel would just make it easier.

6/05/2010 7:53 AM
Joe said...

Or, we could just wait for a propitious moment, and cut their fuel lines.

6/05/2010 10:42 AM

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