Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, June 23, 2010

If You Hear Later Today About "Woman Struck By Lightening In Upstate NY"...

... it was probably me. My lunch includes a sandwich made of matzo and shaved ham.

That's probably asking for it.

4 comments:

Eck! said...

Err, no cheese with that?

It's never ham its' chicken#2..

Its' also good. ;)

Eck!

Comrade Misfit said...

I forgot to buy cheese on my last grocery run. So I'm out.

Cheese would have been good with it.

Zdogk9 said...

Bacon would have been better

Comrade Misfit said...

Didn't have any bacon. But that's a good idea: BL&T on matzo..