Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, June 12, 2010

Caturday

Gracie is trying to take a nap in one of the condos.

Jake and the bear. I need to clean that bar one of these days, it has a fair amount of cat hair on it.

George is just chilling out after a catnip session. He doesn't just eat it; he scratches on it and rubs his face in it and then maybe he gets around to eating it.

4 comments:

Fixer said...: George has been looking pissed of since his haircut.; 6/12/2010 8:04 AM
Comrade Misfit said...: He's pretty cool about it. Looking pissed off is his thing.; 6/12/2010 8:09 AM
lisahgolden said...: They are as precious as ever. I see someone has his smart summer coiffure.; 6/12/2010 7:21 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: Lisa, yes, he has his haircut. A Mohawk, no less.; 6/12/2010 9:13 PM