Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, June 7, 2010

"BP" Can Also Stand for "Brontosaurus Pooping"

For just like a 30-ton herbivore, which probably shat near-constantly, BP seems to be dedicated to fouling the environment everywhere it sets up an operation.

Lake Michigan is very slow to clean itself. I've seen estimates that it takes a century for the water in the lake to drain out and be replenished.* That the state of Indiana allowed BP to dump even more crap into Lake Michigan is shameful.

No shock here that Chimpy's EPA thought that dumping more pollution into Lake Michigan was a fine idea.

*Lake Erie, on the other hand, flushes itself out every seven or so years, which is why that lake cleaned so quickly once the polluters were brought to heel.

(H/T)

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Oh come on... you cannot blame Bush for everything. It is not always his fault. The IDEM under Daniels has been practicably non-existent since he took office. Heck, I think he rubber stamped that request personally.