Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

The Man Who Spoke For the World

The Iraqi reporter who threw his shoes at George W. Bush. That is a mortal insult in the Arab world; it would be like throwing money at him and asking to have sex with his mother.

I'm sure Dorquemada considered it to be funny.

Speaking of funny, the Director of the CIA was on "Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me." If you go to about 5:15 into the piece, you'll hear him inadvertently bilge George Bush (with the help of Paula Poundstone).

1 comment:

Distributorcap said...

i think the decider yelled out they were size 10.......

he is a regular shecky greene