Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, September 5, 2008

Pass the Popcorn, I Want Extra Butter on Mine

From ShortWoman comes this link to a story that the National Enquirer is getting ready to break yet another story about a philandering politician.

I don't know about that, for I'd think that if they really had the story, they'd refuse to comment and just cryptically suggest that people wait for the issue to come out. But maybe not, for fear that they might be scooped and lose credit for the story.

This other one about Palin, that she got on an airplane for an eight-hour flight after her water broke, makes no sense to me. I do not know any woman among my friends and relatives who, after her water broke, did not immediately go to the hospital. ShortWoman, however, thought of two reasons as to why Palin might have done just that:

"This should cause any woman who has actually been in labor to be baffled. This only makes sence if one of two things are true: either she had to return to Alaska because that’s where Bristol was having the baby (and the “currently 5 months along” is a lie, but what’s one more lie?); or the baby had to be born in Alaska so he would be a “native born” Alaska citizen should the Alaska Independence Party actually successfully secede."

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

But hasn't that been the m.o for The National Inquirer? They kind of let the story dribble out and give their fans a taste of what is to come and THEN, the block buster. No, I don't read the rag. The Inquirer is kind of like an infinite number of monkeys playing on a piano....Eventually a true story emerges. Unfortunately, the John Edwards revelations gave the Inquirer the right to demand that some people pay attention. having said that, if they come out with a proved story about Palin having an affair, it will essentially put a last nail in the McSame campaign and that will be just fine with me.