Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Wednesday, October 3, 2007

Chimpy and S-Chip

Looks as though Bush's plan to make the GOP into a minority party for the next generation or two is well on track with his veto of S-Chip. Might also note that, unlike other vetos by Chimpy, this time he drew the curtains in the Offal Office and stepped into the coat closet so nobody could see him actually veto the bill.

Actually, Chimpy did make a good point when he said that funding S-Chip by a tax on cigarettes was recessive. (He knows recessive, just look at his genome.) But in saying that children's health is not a priority at the same time he is requesting $190,000,000,000 more for His Clusterfuck of a War, he looks both petty and mean-spirited.

And anyone who really things that Chimpy's concerns about taxing ciggies is the real reason he vetoed the bill might want to think about laying off the crack pipe for awhile.

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