Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
5 comments:
At least it looks like they're getting stuff done, unlike their counter=parts in DC
Would that also apply to:
Arial applicators, poisons for bugs via air.
Those earth F^(ker diesel trucks with black exhaust.
Maybe the airlines that go there.
Wind bags producing large volumes of hot air.
I love it when idiots step on their cranks.
Eck!
Does that include those damned spray air fresheners? Those things can make me leave a room faster than a loud get-out. Those things are toxic to me and if they outlaw that crap I am all for it.
w3ski
I posted that one to Facebook as "State Legislatures Outlaw Physics".
I admit I had hopes that Tennessee would have evolved beyond the Scopes Monkey Trial.
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