Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, February 28, 2023

Itching These Down, Here





5 comments:

Keaaukane said...

Lack of honest press has hasten Fox's decline by at least 1.6 billion.

Jones, Jon Jones said...

Brats
1.Get brats from Rupena's. https://www.rupenas.com/
2. Klements or Johnsonville in absence of that.
3. Grill properly https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gkt12WBp1pg
4. Enjoy

I have a killer German potato salad recipe.

CenterPuke88 said...

Poor wording there, Jon…just saying.

bohemia said...

Eggsactly Mr. Corra

yellowdoggranny said...

loss of dishonest press...my ass.