Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Sunday, November 17, 2019

Trump's "Physical" is Likely a Pack of Lies

President Donald Trump spent more than two hours at Walter Reed National Medical Center on Saturday for what the White House said were medical tests as part of his annual physical.

The appointment wasn’t on Trump’s weekend public schedule, and his last physical was in February. Press secretary Stephanie Grisham said the 73-year-old president was “anticipating a very busy 2020” and wanted to take advantage of “a free weekend” in Washington to begin portions of his routine checkup.
Bullshit.

Trump's next physical is due in February. Going in for tests three months before doesn't even faintly have the ring of truth, not for the guy who declares that he is the most transparent man in history (except for his tax returns).

What is far more likely is that Trump had some chest pains or something worth a few hours worth of tests.

Which could be the opening for Trump's exit plan to leave office without being defeated or impeached.

12 comments:

Stewart Dean said...

Lordy, what could ail the man? So even tempered, never angry, everyone smiles to see come through the door ! Mmm-mmm...no telling the misfortune that can befall the righteous and decent....but then the Good Book says "He maketh his sun to rise on the evil and on the good, and sendeth rain on the just and on the unjust..
The man should retire...all the good he done, he should rest and accept the praise of a grateful nation.

CenterPuke88 said...

Score of 133 on the Calcium CT shows moderate blockage and moderate risk for a heart attack. He keeps getting pissed and tweeting away...

Sarthurk said...

I'd say it's none of your effin business! Go whine about something relevant.

Dr Roy Tam said...

Pretty much just a concern for American citizens, then.

Tod Germanica said...

Problem with the setting-up-health-exit-plan theory is that trump's mind might still be capable of realizing he'll likely be arrested for his many many actual crimes upon his exit.
OTOH his Adderall, Propecia, and whatever other juice he's using to pep up are taking their toll on his already weak reasoning, self control and demeanor. Shown by his aphasia, slurring, speaking in tongues, mispelling, rigid gait, etc.
My guess is he's seeking a better drug, like his hero Hitler did towards the end in the bunker under the Chancellry.
But commander in chief Bonespurs is too cowardly to take the quick way out. Remember that Shicklegruber was a decorated WWI hero, while trump is a mighty keyboard ranger who dodged Vietnam with 'bone spurs'.

Dr Roy, please don't annoy our foreign visitors, Putin will DDoS the Comrade's blog.

seafury said...

Sarthurk, you forgot to add fffin obama

LRod said...

Not on topic, but casually noteworthy:

There is nothing more ironic than spelling "misspelling" incorrectly.

There's even a picture of it in the dictionary under irony.

LRod
ZJX, ORD, ZAU

anonymous said...

Someone, I forgot who, scrutinized that photo of T with the bald eagle. His open desk drawer was full of Sudafed, the real kind, in boxes. Some boxes were UK green packaging indicating other ingredients not found in the familiar red US boxes. At the time it seemed like probative information about drug seeking behavior.

Marc said...

There is a very good medical unit in the White House.
So going to the hospital so suddenly really raises questions.

Tod Germanica said...

LRod
You got me. That invalidates my ideas completely. That means trump's behavior is perfect. My mistake. MAGA!

bohemia said...

Trump went to get a diagnosis as to how his balls have disappeared. He had some, they were real small but he did have them. Now they're gone. At one time they were normal sized but his medical records show that Putin had them shrunk in 2014. There speculation among the medical profession that Nancy's beatdown has further reduced them to nothing. The test results should be back by Friday. The condition seems to be symptomatic among Republican males in the House and Senate as well.

dinthebeast said...

Unknown: It was the "taco bowl" picture from Cinco de Mayo, and there are many allegations of drug use, but that photo is the only real evidence (not speculation) I am aware of:

https://crooksandliars.com/2019/10/we-need-talk-about-picture-donald-trump

-Doug in Oakland