Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, November 26, 2019

The Bus Bears Down on Rudy;
Also, If You Don't Want to be Known as a Liar, Don't Lie

Trump is denying having anything to do with Giuliani's going to Ukraine for anything. Rudy may want to see if his dry-cleaners can get tire treadmarks out of his suit.

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Dead-eyed Sarah Sanders is not happy that she earned a reputation for lying. Maybe she should have thought about that before she took a job where lying was part of the job.

There's an old joke about that.

3 comments:

Doug T. said...

Supposedly when Richard Pryor’s wife came home and caught him in bed with his nurse, The Great Richard said “It’s not what you think. Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes.” I’m waiting for Sanders to adopt this defense.

dinthebeast said...

Fergus didn't throw Rudy under the bus, he's under there because he's a bus mechanic.
And the paper trail is a little thick for such denials to fly in the reality-based community.

-Doug in Oakland

CenterPuke88 said...

“...the reality based community”

An increasingly small percentage of the United States population. Also known as the group of people who saw the glass door coming before the U.S. hit it at full speed. On what would have been the 250th Anniversary of the Declaration of Independence, this group was reduced to protesting the actions of third-term president Trump and his cronies.