Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone
3 comments:
Supposedly when Richard Pryor’s wife came home and caught him in bed with his nurse, The Great Richard said “It’s not what you think. Who are you going to believe, me or your lying eyes.” I’m waiting for Sanders to adopt this defense.
Fergus didn't throw Rudy under the bus, he's under there because he's a bus mechanic.
And the paper trail is a little thick for such denials to fly in the reality-based community.
-Doug in Oakland
“...the reality based community”
An increasingly small percentage of the United States population. Also known as the group of people who saw the glass door coming before the U.S. hit it at full speed. On what would have been the 250th Anniversary of the Declaration of Independence, this group was reduced to protesting the actions of third-term president Trump and his cronies.
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