Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Thursday, November 7, 2019

Lying Politicians; CT Ed.

When you drive down a highway and you come across a booth where you have to pay money (or use and EZ-Pass) to continue, what do you call the money that you pay?

That takes no real thought, does it? It's a "toll". If it's on a highway, the highway is a "toll road". If it's on a bridge, it's a "toll bridge." Same deal for tunnels.

But not in Connecticut, no siree. To Gov. Lamont, it's a "user fee". So Connecticut will have "user fee bridges".

Lamont is a shiftless, lying cocksucker, another Trump-style amateur politician who thinks that being successful in business bestows some skill in politics. Lamont campaigned on only putting tolls on out-of-state trucks, a promise he ditched within a week or two of being elected. He is not to be trusted, Hell, if the Republicans had run a candidate who wasn't basically Trump with a different name, they might have won the election. The last governor, Dan Malloy, was the most-disliked governor in the nation, but the GOP had to run a guy who embraced Trump so hard that they had to be surgically separated.

Lamont'll be a one-term governor if the GOP can get their shit together.

Speaking of being separated at birth:

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