Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, November 5, 2019

Wasn't There Some Biblical Shit About "Sowing" and "Reaping"?

At least three women and six children, all apparently U.S. citizens, were slaughtered by drug cartel gunmen in northern Mexico, officials said Tuesday. Six children were found alive, one child had a bullet wound and one child was still missing.
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A relative said the victims lived in the hamlet of La Mora in Sonora state, a decades-old settlement founded as part of an offshoot of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
Mormons moved to Mexico because they wanted to escape the restrictions of U.S. laws on what they viewed as their religious liberties. Polygamy has been illegal in Mexico for a very long time, but their forebears and yes, they, chose to live in an area where there wasn't and isn't a lot of law and what law there was/is, can be adjusted by the proper application of folding money.[1]

There have been some rumors that the Mexican Mormons and the local cartels have had some sort of arrangement in the past. The shootings may be mistaken identity. They may be a form of very bloody revenge.

But I have a suspicion that there is more here than cartel gunmen shooting up innocent Americans.

None of which has stopped Trump from telling the Mexican government that he is willing to send troops to "help out".

Update: This story just gets ookier.
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[1] "Law don't go around here."

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