Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Sunday, March 17, 2019

Staying Home Today

I regard St. Patrick's Day as one of the three amateur-drinking holidays. No doubt that the cops will be out in force and that there will be no shortage of drunks behind the wheel as the day winds on.

Going out to eat in a crowded bar/restaurant is not my idea of fun. So I'll stay home whilst Erin goes "breaaghh".

10 comments:

re the paragon said...

New Year's, and what is the third? I agree with you. Amateur drunks are the worst.

B said...

Thanksgiving, according to some cops I know.

Probably Independence day is in there somewhere close.

Comrade Misfit said...

Cinco de Mayo is #3.

B said...

Interesting...I would not have thought that would be in the top 10.
You never know.

CenterPuke88 said...

Drinking in America’s 2017 Top 10: New Years Eve, St. Patrick’s, 4th, Halloween, Thanksgiving, Cinco, Kentucky Derby, Oktoberfest, Mardi Gras, Super Bowl.

Time 2011: New Years, St. Patrick’s, Thanksgiving (Eve), Cinco, Purim, Derby Day, 4th, Halloween, Mardi Gras, Super Bowl.

Alcohol.org (by # drinks consumed per): Mardi Gras, New Years, St. Patrick’s, 4th, Halloween, Cinco, Memorial, Labor, “Winter Holiday”, Thanksgiving.

Trail Lawyer’s Listing of Top 10 DUI Holidays (weekends unless otherwise labeled): 4th, Halloween, Labor, Thanksgiving, Christmas Week, Memorial, New Years Day, Super Bowl Sunday, New Years Eve, St. Patrick’s Day.

Your mileage may vary...

Old NFO said...

You're not the only one! I was done and home by noon!

dinthebeast said...

Saint Patrick was kind of a dick anyway, when you think about it.

-Doug in Oakland

CenterPuke88 said...

Well, Doug, you get kidnapped from your home and dragged to a new land and see how pissed you get?

Comrade Misfit said...

CP88, then Juneteenth should be the Mother of All Parties.

CenterPuke88 said...

Comrade, rather the Mutha of All Parties? Regardless, all those days were terrible days to be driving pizza delivery in the 80's. While the tips were good, the other drivers were scary.