Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Friday, March 22, 2019

Anchor Babies!

Every year, hundreds of pregnant Russian women travel to the United States to give birth so that their child can acquire all the privileges of American citizenship.
Expect Trump or his white nationalist cronies to not give a shit about Russian anchor babies. Because reasons.

7 comments:

dinthebeast said...

They consider Russians to be white, for one.

-Doug in Oakland

montag said...

And back when the Drumpf's dodged the German draft and jumped the US border, the Russians were not considered white, except for the royal family which was half German.

Sikhandtake said...

I'd guess that these now "American" children will get the best education and the most thorough indoctrination that the GRU can provide, before they come back here.

B said...

At least they don't then immediately clamor for all the Socialist Free shit.

Funny, Trump has said he wants to end Birthright Citizenship for all.

Funny how the only mention of race is here, not by Trump. Odd, that.
What reasons?

Dark Avenger said...

B, we could go with citizenship based on all 4 grandparents being born citizens, as Ann Coulter suggested. That would disqualify Cheetolini for the Presidency........

0_0 said...

No, they're natural born, but although the USA generally doesn't make a point of it, dual citizenship is not recognized here.
I am sure that, if someone with Russian parents who has mostly lived in Russia were to try joining the US military or a government agency would get bounced. I hope. Maybe.

Stewart Dean said...

Gee, what could be up with the glorious motherland that they would want this?