Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 18, 2019

Quote of the Day

"No one will ever love you the way that they loved my father." Meghan McCain, responding to Trump's weekend tweetstorm





Trump can't let go of McCain.



What an utterly pathetic man-child we have for a president.

10 comments:

DTWND said...

And today the moron-in-chief tweets that Joe Biden has a low IQ because he mis-spoke during a speech. Did our Cheetos president forget that he said “would” then the next day said he mis-spoke and meant “wouldn’t”. Or the time he said “God bless the United Staashh”. Or the time he talked about the space cap-sicle. Or the instance when he tried to say anonymous but instead slurred “anonimmess”. Or the time, oh never mind.

He’s such a fucking idiot.

Dale

B said...

He's not wrong about McCain.

Having said that, when silence is called for, you can often count on Donnie to say the wrong thing.

Dark Avenger said...

That would be the first time he got something right in a Tweet, B.

CenterPuke88 said...

B., it is already proven who released that “dossier”, and it wasn’t McCain, so, no, he’s wrong.

B said...

THe Dossier is only part of it.

But McCain is gone. Let it be.

Dark Avenger said...

Sorry, but you brought up the subject, B. Can’t bring it up , then decide that your best bet is to imitate a clam.

Fox News is not your friend.

Comrade Misfit said...

Dark Avenger, please take it down a notch.

Dark Avenger said...

Wait, B hasn’t told me I’m smarter than that, yet.

CenterPuke88 said...

B., the tweet started about McCain releasing the dossier, a proven falsehood. Then he doubles down by calling a false accusation a “stain” and complains because his little project got derailed by a McCain vote, and adjudged that a “stain” too because he believes it is. Donnie is wrong.

dinthebeast said...

The LA Times talked to some vets, some of whom are Fergus' supporters, and they are not happy with the anti-McCain tweets.

-Doug in Oakland