Words of Advice:
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *
"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers
"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809
3 comments:
Yep good guy, statistically 3 of them will get shingles when they are around 55-70 years old.. Seems the Chicken pox virus hangs around for a while.
The name for them is free riders, they get heard protection for free
and as more of them opt out the heard weakens. Then we or rather
they get Measles and polio.
Stupid beyond educable.
Eck!
If only this kind of stupidity only killed the stupid. (And quickly. Quickly, please.)
Nangleator is onto something: we need a vaccination against stupid, a Darwin shot! Catch them early. And another against moral incomprehension and amorality. Humanity's problems solved
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