MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell declared that God had chosen President Trump to run against Hillary Clinton at the Conservative Political Action Conference on Thursday."Divine intervention"-- using Vladimir Putin as an agent of the Almighty?
In a speech to the conservative activist conference posted to Twitter by Right Wing Watch, Lindell said Trump's victory in November 2016 was "a miracle" directly caused by divine intervention.
So now "mypillow-daht-com" is going to go down as a place that has the badge denoting "exclusive supplier to American neo-nazis everywhere".
Or the CEO has resumed his former habitual use of Peruvian Marching Powder.
4 comments:
Funny about divine intervention. I got a message from God, too. It told me that several shipments of My Pillow were infested by bedbugs. Must be true, because why else would God tell me that?
Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank
Funny you should mention Peruvian Marching Powder:
"Peter Huestis
@RealSparklePony
7h7 hours ago
Everything I've seen about CPAC this year makes it look like it was a banner week for area coke dealers. My goodness those kids are wound tight!"
-Doug in Oakland
Perhaps he sensed a useful intersection of people who respond to television preaching and people who respond to infomercials.
Maybe the cops should have left him out in the freezing cold to die of hypothermia.
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