Words of Advice:

"We have it totally under control. It's one person coming from China. It's going to be just fine." -- Donald Trump, 1/22/2020

“We will not see diseases like the coronavirus come here..and isn't it refreshing when contrasting it with the awful presidency of President Obama."
-- Trump Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, 2/25/20

"I don't take responsibility for anything." --Donald Trump, 3/13/20

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Sunday, March 31, 2019

News for Morons


No shocker that "Fox and Friends" is Cheetolini's favorite news show.

8 comments:

Nangleator said...

Jesus, is that real? What a bunch of fucking morons.

Comrade Misfit said...

It was real.

dinthebeast said...

Mexico has its own countries? Maybe they could sell one and pay for the wall with the money? Except who would buy it? China? Saudi Arabia? Do we really want them owning a country within walking distance from Texas?
So many questions...

-Doug in Oakland

The New York Crank said...

Texas was a Mexican country (okay, territory) before it got taken by America. Ditto, New Mexico. Ditto Arizona. Ditto California.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank

Glen Filthie said...

Still not sick of winning! The whining is music to my ears.

re the paragon said...

GF, you have a very odd idea about what constitutes "winning".

montag said...

Will this affect the beachside resorts in sunny Zapatastan ??

Nangleator said...

Some of his followers probably think Charles Manson is winning.