Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

No shocker that "Fox and Friends" is Cheetolini's favorite news show.

Nangleator said...: Jesus, is that real? What a bunch of fucking morons.; 3/31/2019 12:02 PM
Comrade Misfit said...: It was real.; 3/31/2019 1:50 PM
dinthebeast said...: Mexico has its own countries? Maybe they could sell one and pay for the wall with the money? Except who would buy it? China? Saudi Arabia? Do we really want them owning a country within walking distance from Texas?
So many questions...

-Doug in Oakland; 3/31/2019 2:30 PM
The New York Crank said...: Texas was a Mexican country (okay, territory) before it got taken by America. Ditto, New Mexico. Ditto Arizona. Ditto California.

Yours crankily,
The New York Crank; 3/31/2019 3:30 PM
Glen Filthie said...: Still not sick of winning! The whining is music to my ears.; 3/31/2019 5:08 PM
re the paragon said...: GF, you have a very odd idea about what constitutes "winning".; 3/31/2019 5:39 PM
montag said...: Will this affect the beachside resorts in sunny Zapatastan ??; 3/31/2019 6:14 PM
Nangleator said...: Some of his followers probably think Charles Manson is winning.; 3/31/2019 11:39 PM