Words of Advice:

"Never Feel Sorry For Anyone Who Owns an Airplane."-- Tina Marie

"
If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

"
Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground
Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It.
" -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, March 11, 2019

Heh. Heh. Heh.

WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Donald J. Trump’s $4.7-trillion budget raised eyebrows on Monday when government-watchdog groups discovered that it contained twenty million dollars for bail.

The line item for a “bail fund” was buried in the fine print of the published budget, along with a footnote specifying that the money could be used only to bail out Trump and members of his immediate family.
The rest at the link, above.

2 comments:

B said...

Now that is funny

Stewart Dean said...

Trump has been a target-rich subject for Borowitz

Mueller Says He Has Obtained Trump’s SAT Scores
After the SAT results were retrieved, a forensics lab examined the microscopic scores and positively identified them as the President’s, the special counsel said.
OR
Obama Demands to See Trump’s Elementary-School Diploma
Speaking to reporters in Washington, Obama called on Trump to prove “once and for all” that he had completed a K-through-five program.
OR
Trump Storms Out of McDonald’s After Failing to Close Six-Dollar Meal Deal
OR
https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report