Words of Advice:
DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON (AND EPSTEIN'S BFF). CASE CLOSED.
“In America, THE LAW IS KING.” -Thomas Paine, Common Sense./>
"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle
"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne
“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie
"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul
"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad
If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.
"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown
"ICE: Too Scared to be a Soldier, Too Dumb to be a Cop." -- Dropkick Murphys
"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown
"Eck!" -- George the Cat
Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.
2 comments:
Now that is funny
Trump has been a target-rich subject for Borowitz
Mueller Says He Has Obtained Trump’s SAT Scores
After the SAT results were retrieved, a forensics lab examined the microscopic scores and positively identified them as the President’s, the special counsel said.
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Obama Demands to See Trump’s Elementary-School Diploma
Speaking to reporters in Washington, Obama called on Trump to prove “once and for all” that he had completed a K-through-five program.
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Trump Storms Out of McDonald’s After Failing to Close Six-Dollar Meal Deal
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https://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-report
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