Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

Flying the Airplane is More Important than Radioing Your Plight to a Person on the Ground Who is Incapable of Understanding or Doing Anything About It." -- Unknown

"There seems to be almost no problem that Congress cannot, by diligent efforts and careful legislative drafting, make ten times worse." -- Me

"What the hell is an `Aluminum Falcon'?" -- Emperor Palpatine

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Monday, March 4, 2019

Petition for an Order of Protection Against Trump

If inanimate objects could file them, that is.

Feel free to steal.


Eck! said...

I'd have though one of those "red flag orders" might be more in line as
he is likely to hurt himself or someone.


He has suggested he can kill someone on park ave NYC.
Has submitted proven lies.
Has made threats against people.


Doug T. said...

That's wicked. Good though.

The New York Crank said...

The things is, when you're a celebrity you can grab 'em by their fringes and there's nothing they can do. You can squeeze their flagpole and there's nothing they can do. Sometimes I walk right up to them and I kiss them on their stars. They actually let you get away with it.

Yours very crankily,
he New York Crank