Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 4, 2019

Petition for an Order of Protection Against Trump

If inanimate objects could file them, that is.




Feel free to steal.

3 comments:

Eck! said...

I'd have though one of those "red flag orders" might be more in line as
he is likely to hurt himself or someone.

Reasons:

He has suggested he can kill someone on park ave NYC.
Has submitted proven lies.
Has made threats against people.

Eck!

Doug T. said...

That's wicked. Good though.

The New York Crank said...

The things is, when you're a celebrity you can grab 'em by their fringes and there's nothing they can do. You can squeeze their flagpole and there's nothing they can do. Sometimes I walk right up to them and I kiss them on their stars. They actually let you get away with it.

Yours very crankily,
he New York Crank