Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 4, 2019

Petition for an Order of Protection Against Trump

If inanimate objects could file them, that is.

Feel free to steal.

3 comments:

Eck! said...: I'd have though one of those "red flag orders" might be more in line as
he is likely to hurt himself or someone.

Reasons:

He has suggested he can kill someone on park ave NYC.
Has submitted proven lies.
Has made threats against people.

Eck!; 3/04/2019 4:32 PM
Doug T. said...: That's wicked. Good though.; 3/04/2019 8:04 PM
The New York Crank said...: The things is, when you're a celebrity you can grab 'em by their fringes and there's nothing they can do. You can squeeze their flagpole and there's nothing they can do. Sometimes I walk right up to them and I kiss them on their stars. They actually let you get away with it.

Yours very crankily,
he New York Crank; 3/04/2019 8:29 PM