Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Monday, March 4, 2019

Petition for an Order of Protection Against Trump

If inanimate objects could file them, that is.




Feel free to steal.
Posted by on or about 15:25
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3 comments:

Eck! said...

I'd have though one of those "red flag orders" might be more in line as
he is likely to hurt himself or someone.

Reasons:

He has suggested he can kill someone on park ave NYC.
Has submitted proven lies.
Has made threats against people.

Eck!

3/04/2019 4:32 PM
Doug T. said...

That's wicked. Good though.

3/04/2019 8:04 PM
The New York Crank said...

The things is, when you're a celebrity you can grab 'em by their fringes and there's nothing they can do. You can squeeze their flagpole and there's nothing they can do. Sometimes I walk right up to them and I kiss them on their stars. They actually let you get away with it.

Yours very crankily,
he New York Crank

3/04/2019 8:29 PM

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