Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Tuesday, April 24, 2018

Extra Caturday

I’m sort of slouching on the couch. Chip got into my lap, walked up my torso, and head-butted me on the chin. Because he wants some attention.

In other words, I’ve been face-booped.

(If you look closely at his nose, you can see some of his battle scars.)
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w3ski said...

Trying to take a nap yesterday afternoon. My girl "Mikey' walks up my legs to my chest. She sits on my chest and begins to close her eyes as I scritch her neck and ears.
Then in utter adorableness she lays down on my chest with her head on my lips. I kissed her once and she snuggled her head under my neck and tried to go to sleep.
Heart Love from my varmits is so sweet.
Who ever said "cats are aloof" never met a good cat.
w3ski

4/25/2018 10:55 AM

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