Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, April 30, 2018

A Thoroughly Trumpian/Thielian Tactic

Stormy Daniels is suing Trump for defamation.

Given that it is safe to assume that every word uttered by Trump is a lie (including the conjunctions and articles), it's hard for me to perceive how he can defame anybody.

On the other hand, he does have a legion of room-temperature followers. Like this guy. So maybe it'll fly.

5 comments:

Sdv1949 said...

I just had to check in to see if the TDS is still in full bloom. It is. See you in another month or two.

sv

Comrade Misfit said...

Nice to see you, too. Don't forget to have your parking stub validated at the front desk.

Dark Avenger said...

Is TDS why so many people associated with Trump have pled guilty to lying to Federsl investigators?

MAGA!

Comrade Misfit said...

If they ever make a cartoon movie about the Trump Administration, the title should be "The Indictables".

CenterPuke88 said...

Nah, it’ll be a remake of Oz. Cohen gets shanked early.