Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, April 2, 2018

"Novel Design", My Ass

The "Airfish-8":


It's an Ekranoplan:



Ekranoplans, aka ground-effect vehicles, are nothing new. Aerodynamicists were mulling them over eighty years ago. The Soviets began tinkering with them fifty years ago.

The problem with them is that they are boats built as rigidly as airplanes, which they have to be, in order to fly. Seaplanes have problems operating in high sea states, because they get the shit pounded out of them on takeoff and landing (since they have to do that into the wind, that means they're doing that into the waves). Ekranoplans are not immune to aerodynamics, they'd have to takeoff and land into the wind. So when the seas are up to any degree, they're not flying. Which is why you don't see commercial Ekranoplans.

Other than the fact that Ekranoplans of that size are classified as boats, not aircraft (cheaper to crew), it's hard to see what that thing will do that a DHC-2 can't do better.

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