Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, April 11, 2018

Historical Moron-in-Chief

"Our relationship with Russia is worse now than it has ever been, and that includes the Cold War."-- so sayeth Twittering Donnie.

So he was shacked up with a hooker during the Cuban Missile Crisis? Or they never mentioned the Berlin Blockade when he was sleeping though his classes at NYMA?

Of course, he blames Robert Mueller for it all.

Too bad we can't get a chorus of a thousand or so schoolkids to stand outside the Whitehouse and chant, in a sing-song: "Donnie's going to jail!"

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