Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 20, 2017

Trump Installs Politruks

The Administration of President* Trump has been installing political officers in Cabinet agencies.

The job of Trump's commissars is the same as the job was in the Soviet Union: Ensure political loyalty and shoot offenders in the back. Probably the latter is figurative under Trump, but one can never be too certain. I have little doubt that Chief Commissar Bannon would not hesitate to issue Tokarevs to his band of politruks if he could get away with doing so.

Meanwhile, Trump continues to peddle his lie that he was wiretapped by President Obama, either directly or by the Brits. Let's be clear, there is zero evidence on this, other than the bleatings of the mentally-questionable conspiracy-mongers. At this point, if Trump really does believe that he was wiretapped, then an objective observer would have little choice but to question Trump's grasp of reality.

In short, Trump is unhinged. He is a barking madman, a complete nutter, a lunatic with the ability to wipe out the bulk of humanity.

5 comments:

B said...

May or may not be true.

But it isn't impossible.

Remember "Fast and Furious" (and the coverup). If they would do that, then it is possible they would bug Trump. Also remember the IRS scandals (and the coverups there).

I'd not put anything past 'em.

Then again, you may be right.

The sad part is that it is even remotely possible that out government would do any of this. And that we would think it is possible.

dinthebeast said...

Thanks Comey.

-Doug in Oakland

CenterPuke88 said...

Ok, data received via the Freedom of Information Act is pretty reliably true. Comment, on the record, by a former Trump Campaign Advisor, is far from quoting in the blind, and is pretty reliable.

Tod Germanica said...

Bannon would prefer P-38s or Lugers, comrade. This friendship with Russia is only until der fuhrer is ready to seek living space in the East. Then, the night of the long knives.

CenterPuke88 said...

Bannon would prefer MP-38's or MG-13's...but they aren't handy in an office setting. So, perhaps, a Broomhandle Mauser? Still has a LOT of muzzle climb.