Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Thursday, March 16, 2017

Shorter Spicer: "The Evidence Is in Al Capone's Vault!"

There are "no indications" that Trump Tower was under surveillance by the US government before or after the election, a Senate committee has said.

The statement from Republican Senator Richard Burr, Senate Intelligence Committee chairman, dismissed Donald Trump's claim his phones were tapped.
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White House spokesman Sean Spicer said Mr Trump maintains his claims.
Of course he does, for it is now well-proven that Trump believes things that aren't true: His inauguration crowd was the largest ever, his electoral college win was the largest since Reagan, the sun came out when he spoke, Obama was born in Kenya, and that he's a self-made man.

Spicer says "evidence is forthcoming", which means that Bannon has his flying monkeys hard at work forging it.

3 comments:

Marc said...

There is a meme floating around with Dr Evil using air quotes just like Mr. Spicer. Coincidence? I don't think so!

w3ski said...

Is there no consequence for outright lying as a 'President'? Sure confidence and all those civilized things will vanish but I would like some kind of actual grief to be brought to tRump for this crap.
It makes me feel so helpless that the resident Cheetolini can say anything he damn well pleases and no one even seems to give a damn.
On top of his horrible views and policies.
What have we come to as a country?
w3ski

Comrade Misfit said...

They've had to promise the Brits that they'll stop alleging that the Brits tapped Trump as a favor to President Obama, but we all know the value of Trump's promises.