Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

The Life of a Violent Criminal is Dangerous

A robbery suspect inadvertently shot himself in the head as he was struck by a victim's vehicle early Wednesday morning outside a Denny's restaurant in Hawthorne, authorities said.
Across the country, stupid criminals are stupid:
EDWARDSVILLE, Pa. — Authorities say a man mistakenly sent a text message to a Pennsylvania prosecutor indicating that he wanted to trade marijuana for heroin.
The second idiot was arrested and then didn't appear for a court date, so they're looking for him.

2 comments:

Dark Avenger said...

That's why trigger men for tongs always carried revolvers where the first chamber was empty, in case something untoward happened or an enemy got ahold of said revolver.

Ancient Chinese Secret!
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dinthebeast said...

Apparently the chief of police in Benicia got a scammer's email and decided to see if he could help...

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/email-scammer-instant-regret-police-chief-11020005.php

-Doug in Oakland