Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Tuesday, March 21, 2017

"Healthiest President Ever"

Remember this?
Real-estate mogul Donald Trump's campaign released a report on Monday that declared he'd be the healthiest president "ever."

Dubya:


Barry:


Cheetolini:

10 comments:

deadstick said...

Exquisite.

Nangleator said...

I'm sure Obama secretly, tracelessly ate trump into obesity. They are clever, those atheist-Muslims...

D. said...

Well, he is older. And much more sedentary. And forgot to censor (or at least Photoshop) that photo.

Anonymous said...

Obamma has a functionally good swing. His natural miss is getting too steep in the downswing. The ball moves forward in the intended direction.

Long John Daly had the talent to be the Babe Ruth of golf. Grip it and rip requires real talent to start with.

Grung_e_Gene said...

Fake! Trump is adonis!

The New York Crank said...

Hey, don't jump to conclusions. That happens to be the pouch in which he carries around all the briefings he's needs to read. He takes them out and studies them in the golf cart.

Yours very crankily,
The New York Crank

bmq215 said...

If that photo is true I'll agree with you that he's a fat slob. But it came from a liberal source so there's no way we can be sure.

Plus I heard that Barry ate a cheeseburger once and Hillary loves french fries. So we shouldn't be calling President Trump out on his weight.

/s

CenterPuke88 said...

NYC, if Donnie is a marsupial, then he's an illegal...

doubledee said...

Photo shop, John Daly, 84 Lumber hat.

doubledee said...

correction : shirt logo