Orange Felon Can't Tell Me What to Do

Words of Advice:

DONALD TRUMP IS A CONVICTED FELON. CASE CLOSED.

"America, where we restrict access to vaccines and healthcare, but you can have all the guns you want." -- Stonekettle

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

If something sounds good in your head, don't let it come out of your mouth.

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Tear Gas Tastes Like Fascism." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

Karma may sometimes be late to arrive.
But it never loses an address.

Wednesday, March 22, 2017

One Case of Voter Fraud in Colorado

And it was committed by a Republican. Not just a Republican, mind you, the former state party chairman, who claimed that only Democrats commit voter fraud.

Seems that his ex-wife called her county's election office to ask for an absentee ballot. They told her that they had already received a ballot from her. An investigation was commenced and much hilarity ensued.

2 comments:

D. said...

Heh. I have to post this.

It's almost always Republicans, isn't it?

Stewart Dean said...

You have to understand! This is just a guy on the Right doing everything he can to help things come out Right! Just helping things along. Helping his ex, too. Think of it as an alimony vote.Not every man cares so much. Whatta mensch!