Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Monday, February 6, 2017

"Never Remember", and Other Thoughts

A plaque will be unveiled to remember the victims of the Bowling Green Massacre:

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Conway has mentioned the non-existent Bowling Green Massacre more than once before her TV interview.
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Jewelry for Falcons fans:

(This is a choker.)
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This story reminded me of one back in the day: It was common practice for Arabian countries to refuse to admit travelers who had Israeli visa stamps in their passports. So Israeli officials would stamp the visas on separate sheets of paper that the travelers could then paperclip to their passports. Israel would offer up that story, form time to time, as a subtle dig at the intolerance of the Arab nations.

So are the wrestlers who are competing in the amateur world wresting freestyle championships in Iran this month going to have their visas stamped on separate sheets of paper so that, if they later want to travel to the United states, they won't get interrogated by the Customs and Immigration goons?
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At this point, President* Trump may wish that he could have Rudy killed:
Former New York City Mayor Rudy Giuliani (R) said in an interview on Saturday that President Trump had previously asked him about legally implementing a "Muslim ban." ... "He called me up, he said, ‘Put a commission together, show me the right way to do it legally.’"
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Who hacked the Czech Foreign Ministry?

6 comments:

DTWND said...

How dense am I? My wife had to tell me what that jewelry was.

Dale

Comrade Misfit said...

I'll add a caption to it.

deadstick said...

Nah, the Broncos retired that award in 2014.

CenterPuke88 said...

Why not label it a "Bannon", after all, his (then) wife alleged domestic abuse (specifically that he choked her) in 1996.

dinthebeast said...

And why is the Trump administration asking about Poland invading Belarus?

-Doug in Oakland

Comrade Misfit said...

Doug, I can't keep up with the "alternative facts" of the Trump Administration.