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Wolfgang like this.
Part of the problem with the AKC is they don't care a hoot what a dog does, how intelligent it is, whether it can sniff out a cop in a crackhouse, or a crackhead in a cop house for that matter, or even if it can catch a frisbee or knows the names of its toys. All they care about is bearing, coat, and other meaningless markers. That may be one reason why those gorgeous Irish Setters have had the brains bred out of them, and why Basset Hounds have ears that drag on the ground. Did I mention Poodles with cancer and numerous breeds with hip displasia?
Yours crankily,
The New York Crank
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