Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Saturday, February 4, 2017

Caturday

Chip relaxes amidst some of his toys.


Chip has the best toys. They're great. Totally fantastic. Tremendous toys. It's true.

I missed an anniversary last month. Just after New Years Day of 1997 was when George came home with me. He was all of 4½ months old. It was an interesting match, for I had never had a cat in my life and George, who had been bottle-fed and hand-reared, didn't know much about being a cat. I've told the beef story before.

Almost five years since he passed.

1 comment:

B said...

Dont think you are the only one.

I miss Schmoo, and Smokey, and Kaira and Lucky. Painfully, sometimes.

And some of them have been gone 30 years.