Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, October 29, 2016

I Am Going to be Busy for Awhile

Thrift-store find today:

11 comments:

Marc said...

You found some gold there!

CenterPuke88 said...

Snap...had mine for years...favorite is the barrel roll to beat another airliner to the runway...

GolFoxtrot Yankee said...

From a thrift store? Previous owner was clearly illiterate.

Borepatch said...

Awesome. Maybe you can do a post to clarify the rules of Calvinball.

3383 said...

The former owner was either unappreciative or desperate.

Comrade Misfit said...

CP88, that was a favorite of mine, as well.

GFY, yep, somebody was lacking in culture to have donated that.

Anonymous said...

Wow! I NEVER find stuff like that in thrift stores or used book sales - at least not in the past 30-40 years. The envy I'm feeling!

Jill

Comrade Misfit said...

3383 and Jill,

I was very lucky. It was in a couple of bags of books, probably an estate cleanout or something.

The thrift store had it marked for a ridiculously low amount. I gave them double it.

jon spencer said...
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jon spencer said...

Good find.
If this was out there, then The Complete Far Side ought to be out there.

JayNola said...

I've got that set but I read my old paperback editions. Haven't brought myself to break the seal yet.