Just an Earth-Bound Misfit: The Rantings of an Aging, Armed, Pinko Chick

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Tuesday, March 29, 2016

A Feline Buffet

Top to bottom: Water, the dry food he likes as treats, his regular (prescription) dry food, canned fish, and his wet food from tonight and this morning.

Whatever he wants. Right now, he's snoozing.

3 comments:

OldAFSarge said...: He's earned it.

Peace to you both.; 3/30/2016 8:14 AM
w3ski said...: Damn, he has you "well trained".
Don't feel bad though. It was the same thing here when my sweet 'Clutter' was too old to eat enough each day, and I so wanted her to do better than that.
Every day with your friend is so precious, I know.
All my love and caring, for him, and you.
Been there and done that
Bless you
w3ski; 3/30/2016 11:32 AM
w3ski said...: I am So sorry. I hadn't read the next post.
I am so sorry
w3ski; 3/30/2016 11:34 AM