Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Wednesday, March 9, 2016

"The Name is Pool. Dead Pool."

I finally went to see "Deadpool".

The snarkiness starts with the opening credits, with the actors described by their role than their name. The director is describes as "Some Overpaid Tool".

Although Deadpool is part of the X-Men universe, this isn't your average superhereo movie. Not even close.

He's got a real fondness for Desert Eagles. But shit, he can't keep track of his guns; he keeps leaving his bag of guns somewhere.

The movie breaks the "fourth wall" repeatedly, but, to my opinion, to excess. Fine. This movie is full of excess, which is why this one X-Men movie earned an R rating. How often do you hear of mutants discussing raunchy sex and jerking off?

I didn't know that there was a "Ferris Bueller" bit at the very end. Dammit.

Anyway, if you're hankering for an unconventional mutant movie, this may be one for you.

3 comments:

Deadstick said...

Now there's a series coming out about a real-life L.A. cop whose real name is Hieronymus Bosch...

Comrade Misfit said...

Nope, fiction, Deadstick. The "Harry Bosch" novels have been (and still are being) written by Michael Connelly.

Deadstick said...

OK, my bad, but that's good to hear.