Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck, A/K/A Dolt-45,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset., A/K/A P01135809

Saturday, March 19, 2016

"March Madness" is Over

It's over for those who spend time carefully filling out their brackets. For it's probably a pretty safe bed that only a tiny percentage of people picked the winner of this game: Middle Tennessee (15-seed) beat Michigan State (2-seed) 90-81.

The U. of Northern Iowa beat the U. of Texas on a half-court shot at the buzzer.


It's a good guess that noboy's getting a perfect bracket this time around.

Why there was any doubt that a team of big cats wouldn't beat a team of steers is beyond my comprehension.

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