Seen on the street in Kyiv.

Words of Advice:

"If Something Seems To Be Too Good To Be True, It's Best To Shoot It, Just In Case." -- Fiona Glenanne

“The Mob takes the Fifth. If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?” -- The TOFF *

"Foreign Relations Boil Down to Two Things: Talking With People or Killing Them." -- Unknown

“Speed is a poor substitute for accuracy.” -- Real, no-shit, fortune from a fortune cookie

"Thou Shalt Get Sidetracked by Bullshit, Every Goddamned Time." -- The Ghoul

"If you believe that you are talking to G-d, you can justify anything.” — my Dad

"Colt .45s; putting bad guys in the ground since 1873." -- Unknown

"Stay Strapped or Get Clapped." -- probably not Mr. Rogers

"The Dildo of Karma rarely comes lubed." -- Unknown

"Eck!" -- George the Cat

* "TOFF" = Treasonous Orange Fat Fuck,
"FOFF" = Felonious Old Fat Fuck,
"COFF" = Convicted Old Felonious Fool,
A/K/A Commandante (or Cadet) Bone Spurs,
A/K/A El Caudillo de Mar-a-Lago, A/K/A the Asset,
A/K/A P01135809, A/K/A Dementia Donnie, A/K/A Felon^34,
A/K/A Dolt-45, A/K/A Don Snoreleone

Monday, March 28, 2016

Minimum SAT Score for Admission: 402

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5 comments:

DTWND said...

We can only hope that the individual has a sense of humor and did that purposely. Otherwise, abandon all hope...

3/29/2016 11:34 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

Based on the standard SEC free autos for athletes cheat sheet, a jeep like that would normally go to a female basketball player. Since the average female athlete is smarter than that, maybe it's a third string cornerback with a friend who owns a Jeep franchise? I was trying to make out the state of the plate, it doesn't look like a LA plate.

3/29/2016 5:33 PM
dinthebeast said...

CP88: It kinda does, a little:
https://www.google.com/search?q=la+license+plates&biw=1093&bih=480&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjZ5per4OfLAhVU4mMKHZwuBVMQ_AUIBigB

-Doug in Oakland

3/30/2016 2:15 AM
BadTux said...

That is definitely a Louisiana plate. I have one sitting on my fireplace mantle right now (North Carolina didn't want it when I moved there from Louisiana, fine, I just made it a keepsake). As for LSU, my guess is either a) an SEC athlete, or b) a business school graduate. One of their professors once cynically told me that the sole purpose of their business school was to keep party hearty frat boys off the streets for four years in hopes they might grow up enough to be able to actually find and keep a job.

3/30/2016 2:44 AM
CenterPuke88 said...

Tux, I assume you mean the "bass" plate? I thought they stopped issuing those. My bad, comes from being an LSU Business School graduate, Class of '87.

3/30/2016 11:01 PM

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